See more funny Christmas stories Adult Christmas Quotes: 'Merry Christmas, Nearly Everybody!' Ogden Nash 'Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveller back to his own fireside and quiet home!' Charles Dickens. 90 Christmas Quotes Let these Christmas quotes remind you of the peace and joy the world experiences on this very special day. One of the holiest holidays on the Christian calendar, a celebration of a birth - the birth of Jesus Christ. Christmas a time for celebration, of lights, of giving, of kindness, of generosity, and love!
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Dead On Christmas Eve Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven, where they’re met by Saint Peter. “In order to get in,” he tells them, “you must each produce something representative of the holidays.” The first man digs into his pockets and pulls out a match and lights it.